and i'm okay with it..

you know you are not a feminist when...

you won't ever hear me hoot an hollerin for a woman and her mark on history, you wont hear me say "god i'm glad i'm a woman" or "i'm gonna be the first female president", and well, i think tiger woods is still the man... now, don't get me wrong, i dont necessarily believe that all women should be stay at home moms and never leave the kitchen, (but honestly, wouldn't that be nice?)... because in reality, i have a job and i have my own bills to pay, but with all that said.. if there is one thing that does get to me.. its women sports anchors.. really, how the 'eff did you get your job.. unless of course you are erin andrews.. and really people, is she that hot? she speaks well, she probably has great people skills, and im sure she is slightly promiscuous.. #sorryimnotsorry...

if there is one thing that makes the NFL more lame each year, its the women anchors.. lets not get crazy ladies, leave the commentary to the men, bc .. ya'll suck. i'd rather watch paula dean cook pies, and tyra on Next Top Model... leave the sports to the men.. and this is coming from some one who went to school for Sport and Entertainment Management. i didnt do it to be one of the guys, or to get a little bit of attention.. i did it because it seemed like the right fit, i thought i'd actually be able to make a little cash [insert patience here] and because well... i wasn't very good at math. ;)

so really, ladies.. stick the kitchen, or hell.. go to med school and rock that boat..but you are not good on espn, you do not sound like you know what your talking about..even if by chance you actually do.. you are not erin andrews, and welp.. thats probably a good thing, bc the world only needs one of those. fact of that, sex sells.. so good for her..but all the others.. youre just not cutting it...no matter how good you think your outfit looks on air.
 
don't get me wrong.. i am all about success, hard work, achievement and making a mark, but "one of these things just doesn't belong" ...and if it were up to me... staying at home, getting up, going to the gym, maybe doing some laundry and cleaning, hell maybe even doing some afternoon shopping... doesnt sound so bad..slightly better than that whole 8-5 business don't ya think? i mean come on now.. like i said, lets not be crazy... it really is a mans world..and welp...i'm okay with it. i know i'll do just fine regardless.. no need to sing anything from a mountain top, and to be honest it sure makes things a little sweeter when you do succeed.